Saturday, September 4, 2010

Breaking News from Home Headquarters: Hurricane Techno hits NYC


This just in: at 11 am today Randall’s Island, was invaded by neon hippies and consumed by Hurricane Techno, apparently forecasted by Made Event under the moniker “Electric Zoo.” Throbbing bass, thundering booms and punching bleeps invaded the maze of people that swarmed the island. Four tents of massive productions – lasers, swirling visuals, pounding lights, exceptional sound and of course, the music wasn’t too bad…Steve Bug mind-fucked us, Major Lazer ripped through our skin and Chemical Brothers blew our brains off and rocked the most face-melting visuals. Plastikman – you got nothin’ on this show. Out of Control. Crowds were frenzied. Confused by the awesomeness of the situation people started warning the others - “beware! They just fucked us in the ears!!” According to underground sources, the musical forecast for Sunday looks like Hurricane Techno has another whirlwind heading our way.

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